"Jimmy the Barber is GREAT! Keep it short & sweet & he's got you covered."
"What a joke trying to find a dam parking spot"
"If you see firemen doing cool stuff inside, feel free to stop in and check us out. Just make sure you're not in the path of a truck & let someone know that you're there"
"Can't all these dam Canadians get it on THEIR side?!?' IM GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK!!!"
"Only for the illiterate and/or those who can't spell!!"
"Dirty, dirty, DIRTYYYY!!! Dirty tray, dirty tables, dirty floors AND, the icing on the cake, OVERFLOWING TRASH CANS!!! WTF?!?!?!"