"There's no AC, so dress in cool clothes. (Cool temperatures, not fashion cool. Though it could be fashion cool also.)"
"Say "Thank you" as many times as you can because they have to reply with "My pleasure.""
"Try the sweet sausage and apple crispani. It's the bomb!"
"The music can be really annoying, so bring an iPod or a Zune or a Walkman or a Discman or something to block it out."
"Try not to show up when house keeping is there. It's difficult to achieve, but it can be done!"