Brandon Wallace

"I am mayor."

"Great guacamole! If you get it mild ask for lime juice. I prefer it that way, but I'm not sure how you do."

"Worst eggplant... Entree I've ever had, tastes (from what I can imagine) and looks like slugs."

"Great wildlife, not so great people."

"*timmy's dad face* Dinkle- I uh... I mean warren."