"The service here is horrible. Good food though."
"Tuesdays are great for half-priced pizza night!!"
"Watch out for golf carts! 19 mph spped limit!"
"The quiche lorraine is to die for. A must have!"
"Elevators are horrible. Usually only 1 out of 4 works. Expect a 10-15 minute wait."
"Try a Bloody Mary...they are fab!"