"Apple dress code extends from the neck to the waist. Anything else is fair game, guy wearing the Wampa hat."
"Grab some chocolate & a nice Imperial Stout & sit outside. You deserve it."
"It's a playground full of cigarette butts and beer cans. It tells me that these kids need to switch to grass and craft beer."
"The booze is so good, even the owner can't keep his hands off it! He was 1990's Robert Downey Jr. and early 2005 Lindsey Lohan. Amazing!"
"Take the baristas here snacks and you have a 83% better chance of going to heaven. No bullshit snacks, either. Cupcakes or anything homemade. Coffee liqueurs will do if you don't have time to bake."
"This is a great, down-to-earth beer spot. Interesting (good) selection and fair prices. Why this place wouldn't be to capacity every day astounds me. Go there. Spend money."