"Best deal around. Paid $30 and got a microwave fridge and modern room decor"
"Stop bullchetting and get those caramels"
"Don't leave food in your car unless you feel like tempting fate. Bear attacks are a legitimate concern"
"Best value for hiking whitney"
"Western bacon cheeseburger 2 for $5! Its like a giant rodeo cheeseburger from burger king"
"Damn, got the spicy Italian on herbs and cheese and long story short, I'm almost positive they hire authentic sandwich artists"