"Want to sit in a sauna for a while? Don't waste your money on a spa! Hit up any classroom in HSS during the spring/summer semesters."
"Welcome to the Hellmouth."
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
"THEY LIE ABOUT WHAT TIME THEY CLOSE. DON'T PLAN YOUR NIGHT AROUND GUAC. BEWARE."
"There's a special place in hell for people who take up a desk just to sleep on it."
"This is the dirtiest, most over priced motel you'll ever stay in. But it makes for a fun high school party"