"Terrible haircut! I waited an hour nd 20 mins and then got the exact opposite haircut I asked for. This place may look cool but it's only a facade. I'm so angry and never coming back!"
"If you gotta pee you might as well go outside, it's cleaner. But watch out for stray dogs."
"Open till five, worth the drive"
"Quick, cheap, and friendly. Stick with the basics cause they do."
"Hey hey new pool tables but now it's not free ;-("
"If your working in the mall go get a beer in your break!"