"Tequila, so much free tequila"
"Last time we were there, a check in on fb got us free queso"
"After we were able to get a manager's attention, the waitress gave the woman who complained dirty water in a glass, telling her it was unsweetened tea."
"Had brunch on a slow Sunday morning. Took two hours to get our food and most of the orders were wrong."
"Food arrived cold. Fast service."