"Now its my town, hahahaha!!!!"
"Free cookies in the lobby on Fridays!!!!"
"Pork Carnita Nachos are very tasty, finish it off with some homemade churros!!!"
"If the server with ciggerette breath calls me honey then I'm gonna puke"
"This is a great place to stay, it is like camping but with all the comforts and warmth of home!"