"Bad food, slow service, and not very clean. Dining room smells like dirty mop water."
"Don't leave without trying the Antebellum!"
"Go ahead and grab a shopping cart or a basket upon entering, you will need it. Oh yeah... and everything's really one dollar, to include name brand merchandise."
"Great value on a budget and conveniently located next to Ross Dress For Less."
"Great value on a budget and conveniently located next to T.J. Maxx."
"Best value, selection, and customer service of it's local competitors. You will get your money's worth out of this location!"