"Super friendly staff, great place to stay."
"The staff loves when you will only refer to this place as "Fake Ian's Pizza." Especially when you're hammered."
"Not the Ritz. Slightly better than sleeping in your car."
"Calling your order in will not allow you to avoid dirty hippies."
"This place is awesome. But it smells like BO and vomit, and pizza. Not sure in which order."
"Good food, good beer, iffy service but still very nice. Come w time. Over an hour for lunch and still no food yet."