Brett Tieman

"Go with time to spare. If you're new to Thai music, it's great fun to explore their record bins and linger at the listening station."

"Avoid the "bears". Stick with nice, svelt Taiwanese men. Wear assless chaps"

"Be careful of the card games"

"raid the wine "cellar""

"the more pins you knock down; the more points you get"

"put $2 in the jukebox and play R Kelly's 'Trapped in a Closet' suite straight through in its entirety"