"Avoid the bald guy in the pro shop. He loves having a little authority and being an a-hole."
"Double check your receipt. Got charged for three cookies and only bought two. They are expensive enough when charged correctly. Don’t need to pay for an extra one I didn’t get."
"Be prepared to wait if you want hot a Club. Apparently they allow ppl to treat the simulators like top golf and stand around and bs while hitting a shot every couple minutes."
"Bring $8 with you if you wanna drop off paper shredding. First box has been free forever. Tax dollars don’t go as far as they used to apparently."
"Even though the sign indicates that the office closes at 4:30pm on Friday, the office was pitch dark at 4:20."
"Bring a lunch. They are in no hurry to wait on you."