"The small tile near the fridge is loose. Watch your step."
"Say hi to Jessica on the 3rd floor. She's the internship coordinator for the WTB... and she's very nice!"
"I've been coming here for years. They have always been lower in price and honest about what really needs to be repaired. Ask for Kim... genius!"
"Sit on Baldini's lap for a quick five bucks."
"First stall to the right in the locker room is the best!"
"Buy more video games. Also... watch the squirrely guy behind the counter with the greasy hair!"