"Seen better crap sitting at a curb."
"It took 8 minutes to get my food...so much for "fast food". Oh, and my order was wrong too."
"This is absolutely the WORST Burger King I have ever been to. It's dirty and the staff is completely rude and nasty."
"Friendly people. Cheese sticks bad."
"U-Turn is an exterior and interior renovations company. Give is a call. (614) 875-6900."
"Oh god...don't dare eat from the chocolate waterfall."