"Pretty much everything here is good. The spaghetti the stake Are really good I have never had anything here that didn't taste excellent"
"Took my mayor status. That hurts. Lol"
"Kicked in the balls?? Or just the ball????"
"If you see anyone trespassing here let me know. I need to collect my rent from the tenants."
"Absolutely the best pizza. Try dipping with Italian dressing. Wonderful!"