"Bring the kids. Have a blast."
"Enjoying whale dung, goose snot, and frog clumps. Yay Japan!"
"We locals love it when the plane lands and all of you cheer with excitement. It means our city economy is about to get a boost!"
"There's no I in Team but there's certainly no I in CLT."
"Be sure to ask for Jeremy. His pat downs sure do make a boy feel special."
"This is the only place on earth that will make you wish you had flown Southwest."