"Come here when it's below zero or snowing for extra punches."
"Park in the Peru parking lot instead of River run to avoid crowds."
"You have to try the dude ranch pizza. Amazingly delicious. This is one of Colorado's best kept secrets."
"1.50$ breakfast burritos, and they're normal size. Can't beat that."
"Join the running club on Tuesday nights."
"Try the Philly Cheesesteak. Very good."