"Come for the wieners and cheese."
"If you are short players, if you yell "bro" loud enough, some OC dudebros will cross the county line to play."
"I got kicked out for playing real golf. The tip is to do what ever you want to, because you're an individual."
"The guy running around as Italian spider-man is a sex god."
"The whole cargo pants rule isn't enforced, however playing naked is highly frowned upon. Don't recommend."
"Find the artist table, they'll tell you depressing stories of lost dogs and cocaine."