"The bloody mary = 10 for decoration, 2 for taste.... Overrated.."
"Tabouli salad w/shrimp skewers is the shizzzz...."
"No matter how big my smile is when i walk in, i always leave with a frown...."
"Ive been to some shitty mcdonalds.... This one is freaking ridiculous... The need to do an overhaul of all the employees.."
"Tip the bartenders.. Or ill find you!!!"