"The hotel staff do go #hellahardhomie"
"Whatever you do, ALWAYS go #hellahardhomie"
"Was skeptical, this place is pretty darn good!"
"This place is like walking into a commercial. Only thing missing is a voice-over on top of the generic music. Excellent service but wow very creepy."
"Don't forget to grab a fresh, whole jalapeño from the salad bar. I eat em like carrots!"
"Wow, I knew Brent Williams was good, but I didn't know he was THIS good!"