"Completely agree about the horrible service!"
"Try the Tropical Turkey burger, its delicious!"
"Don't get the all you can eat wings on Wednesdays! The flavors sound good, but they are all either really bland, really salty, or undercooked."
"Get here like an hour early to avoid the awful wait time."
"Speak with a britsh accent and get a free drink!"
"Ask the bartender to make you a yummy soda stream drink!"