"Hope you never want ice cream. Machine has been down for weeks"
"Awesome time! I'm not artistically inclined and my painting still looked good enough to display! Cool experience!"
"You get fries while you wait--even with to go orders! Winning!"
"Get a catfish sandwich from the kitchen! You won't regret it!"
"The chef, "T" makes DELICIOUS soups! Treat yourself to a cup for $3 or a bowl for $5"
"The elevator is like a roller coaster. I had to recover every time I got off. Overall, a nice hotel though!"