"Ask for Ernest for the best service in downtown San Antonio."
"Foursquare Special 15% off with mention on this tip"
"Stop by and say "hello" to our super fun and friendly staff. 10%off for military with ID."
"This is our own personal episode of Cheers... Yep. Just gave my age away."
"The service is awful. The staff is rude. The tables are filthy. Pay the extra to go to Whataburger down the street. Complaining to management is not even worth it. He dudes with his shitty staff."