"If you ever want an airbrush tan, there's no better place than here. Flawless and leaves you DARK not orange."
"Ask for Susan, shes funny!"
"Ask for Paige she is the best server there! Well deserving of a 20% tip every time."
"The Brown Couch is the pile throne. Best for dozing."
"Try and take at least one nap on Bretts denim couch. It'll be the best nap of your life."
"Don't park your car in the alley, the cunt down the street who rents our garage will shit a brick. We have plans to assassinate her soon, don't worry."