Shaun Doane

"Await the arrival of your tram while the intellectual future of the nation stagger in and out of tesco like drunken animals"

"Great gig venue! Get your tickets here for the Everly Pregnant Brothers , Oval Hall, Saturday 14th April 2012. £17 advance only. Laugh out loud funny ukulele renditions of your favourite classic songs"

"Get your hair cut you orrible little man! Sarah cuts hair quickly and well, and she ain't no rip off merchant!"

"Great porridge, bagels and tea, a healthier brekkie and lovely staff as well, visit this place and enjoy!"

"The food is good, the desserts are good, the staff are friendly, do lunch!!"

"Be very nice to Shaun , it will pay off!"