"Bring headphones, they blast terrible music."
"Decently priced, but basic, club."
"Parking can be a nightmare on weekends"
"My wife reports that the bathroom smells like a stink bomb went off. This was also the case last time she was here"
"Lovely hotel. Terrible wifi and AT&T reception. Basically, don't count on connecting to the outside world"
"Double Double no onions and a chocolate shake is the way to go. Skip the fries, they're weak"