"Outdoor seating on a warm Saturday morning. Fantabulicious!"
"Bad news: soda fountain is out of commission; good news: Mexican Coca-Cola!"
"Try Dang! Butterscotch Root Beer! It's amazing!"
"Joss Whedon and Sigourney Weaver together at last!"
"Timewarp presents "Ceremony", hosted by DJs Evan Blackstone & Chance Green, June 9, 9 PM $5 cover"