"I'm in charge of the big plasma TV screens here so let me know if you want anything putting up there..."
"If you buy a cup for life you not only avoid waste but they'll fill it with a large drink for the price of a regular every time you order a drink"
"The Noble Room is also open to postgraduate students as well as for staff at the University of Birmingham"
"If you ask nicely you can get their used coffee grounds given to you in a bag: nothing better for putting into your compost!"