"Excellent deal! You can get 15% off your total if you find the manager and tell him "Large Marge sent me". Promotion ends 15Dec2013!"
"Try the secret Endangered Species menu. I had the Giant Panda burger, it was DELICIOUS!"
"Check your drink before you leave, multiple times here I've been given a latte that was almost half foam."
"The REAL Hobby Lobby, report that other FAKE one!"
"How can this pet store not even carry dog food? No wonder Petsmart does more business."
"Best bathrooms on campus 2012 award winner."