"This is the most disfunctional government office in the State of Michigan."
"You know you are in the UP when your hospital looks like a Cabelas. All they need is a bear statue out front."
"If you want to see some of Michigan Tech's best and brightest students call alumni, this is where you go!"
"Never have enough staff at the checkout...."
"Great place to have photos taken for a wedding or graduation. Great place to put your rich grandparent as well..."
"Avoid this necessary evil at all costs...."