"The courts are recently resurfaced."
"It is neither indicated by a sign nor obvious where baggage claim is. Take the escalator down to where the B gates are and only then will you see signs for baggage claim."
"Jalapeno margarita FTW!"
"Ask for Mindy. She'll give you the best haircut ever. You're welcome."
"Try the Champ Cheesesteak With Garlic Fries"
"Try the Truffled eggs Benedict"