"Find a better bar tender and friend than Joe....then get back to me. The food talks for itself. Try the dry rub over night and get back to me."
"Bring a repirator for the smoke."
"Brent will let you drink until you fall asleep."
"Try the new paulaner octoberfest."
"Try the Baked potatoes. They are as bigg as a college football.....and great!!"