"If you get shot, stabbed, run over, fall off something, or just fall down drunk, we're here to take care of you."
"Make sure you take the express train for far gates, especially if you're late."
"If you're a health care professional and your knowledge of medicine would have made you a star in the '50s, this place is perfect for you!"
"If you're a doctor and you enjoy 1950s era medicine, by all means work at this antiquated place..."