"pastel colors and shorts above the knee are only allowed in."
"perfect place to go before your suicide plans later that evening... -_-"
"tread lightly on my motherfucking bridge, and don't scuff dat hoe up.."
"high class items for high class individuals & top of the line customer service.. tell em B sentcha...."
"I love how the lights are low n dark.. Makes me feel right at home in my CAVE -_-"
"Runs on tokens. DON'T GO TO GET CHANGE FOR LAUNDRY QUARTERS..! Also avoid after 2am... Crackheads lurk near bye -_-"