"This place is great.......IF the front desk can get their heads out their ass's n get your check in on the right date!"
"Nothing like relaxing at your dads house with shootin guns, fishing n riding four wheelers after a long week of work!"
"Closes at 6:00 needs ta stay open later"
"As your new mayor, I say free chips n salsa for everyone!!"
"As your newly appointed mayor......free fish sticks for everyone!!"