"By all means, have a smoke. The rest of the people on this shuttle can wait."
"Cheap UA stuff. What else can I say?"
"Don't shoplift in this mall. If you get caught, you will get messed up."
"Watch them microwave your food through the little window."
"They have a new frozen Greek yogurt. It's decent."
"Do you need something? Be NICE to the people. You'll get it faster. Trust me."