"Smile, you might get a free cookie"
"Invest in a nexus card and TSA Pre check."
"Be nice. The staff is cool as well as the regulars. Smile, behave, tip well and you'll blend right in."
"Amex is accepted. They probably don't promote it because they don't want to eat the higher fee. Don't expect much with your wheels. Wax once a month and get the least expensive wash."
"Ask about 10 T.H.E.H.A.R.D.W.A.Y."
"The French Toast is always a good choice."