""Can I have 2 large number 1's with bacon?" "So you want a number 1 with sausage?" Really??"
"Skip the burrito bar. Bland and disappointing."
"I love sitting for a half hour waiting only to learn that the drug screening machine is broken."
"I was a little concerned over the soy sauce in syrup dispensers, it was like being at IHOP. The sushi was amazing though. Be sure to try the Godzilla Roll."
"Rumor has it the music's terrible. Unsure? Ask the old man with knee socks!"
"Get the bread pudding! It's huge and only a dollar!"