"The seafood risotto was awful. The calamari was sour and crunchy. The consistency of the risotto was gloopy and not traditional risotto. Had to spit it out and send it back."
"The pillows are just slabs of cement in a pillowcase. Ugh."
"You can't use more than one card per table according to Cecile! What?"
"Been here 45 mins and only have managed a starter to be delivered."
"Slow service but pretty good food"