"This is a check-in that Tim created so he could become Mayor of it. Tim, 4sq isn't Ice Road Truckers. Snap out of it!"
"The chicken and meat empanadas are delicious. New salad bar isn't bad either."
"Lunch combos are great! Love the Chicken and Broccoli with Plain LoMein!"
"Breakfast meat sandwiches are magically delicious! Chicken soup doesn't have much flavor though."