"Important but deeply unpopular president. Not sure how you follow Lincoln, though."
"Best quote of the night: "This is an EPA Superfund site.""
"No haggling for your car. Great service department. Everyone is very friendly and accommodating."
"Shitty service. When I complained, the server complained to the rest of my party that I had complained. THIS is a first."
"In decades of eating out in DC, worst service I've ever had. Completely incompetent staff. I'd get better service at McDonald's."
"Excellent service but parking is inadequate and the lot is not configured well. Opt for the drive-up."