"Don't ask me what type of dressing I want. If you are not going to actually give it to me."
"Please never in your life call in a prescription here. Even if you are already in the store go somewhere else. The worst service."
"If you are interested in getting healthy or just want a nice smoothie this is your place."
"Phoebe does beautiful eyebrows!"
"Do not go after 7pm on Saturday...you are on your own.."