"Pleasantly surprised at the speed in which I was able to get my license renewed. It pays to come early on Saturday morning."
"Rumor has it that the buffet goes down to $5 after 1:30 PM."
"Wood River Aldi is better."
"They have Indian food. I like Indian food."
"Sometimes the taco beef reminds me of those Vienna sausages they have in the baby food aisle at the grocery store. I'm not complaining; just sayin'."
"Baby daughter thought it was fun!"