"See Armando the bartender. He's the best in Las Vegas!"
"The best sushi in town!"
"I'm the baddest. Don't forget that shit, ever!!!"
"The official bar of the Las Vegas Raider Nation. Get here early on football days. It gets busy!"
"You can totally log into Tropical Smoothie Cafes free wi-fi"
"Get-up-and-Goji with splenda! It's the bomb!"