"Kraft Thursday...free from 5-8."
"Bus 151 to the park. The automated radio will tell you when to get off. Don't get off bus too early or you will be walking!"
"Don't be lazy and park in the grass if there are parking spaces available. It just makes you look like a lazy slob :)"
"Mylar balloons are $1 (usually $3) and last weeks longer, so get lots of Mylar instead of latex on the cheap!"