"Finally able to buy Japanese beer here now to make it even more authentic! Not as spicy as the Japanese original, but still very tasty (if a little expensive)."
"What are you doing!? Turn your phone off!"
"The best ramen in London, but I hate the enforced tip. Just charge more and pay your employees more. Japanese restaurants shouldn't have tipping culture."
"If you're getting the fish and chips ask for "salsa nashi to ketchappu" otherwise you'll get salsa instead of ketchup. Remember to ask for vinegar too!"
"If people are giving out paper fans at the station, take them! They'll give you 3 shots on the ball game on 2F and a bonus play ticket for the UFO catchers."