"Asked the barmaid for a Demi carafe, may as well have been speaking Dutch, nuff said"
"All my meat eater friends proper loved it here, IT IS PROPER BUFF TING!!!!!"
"Slightly more than average thanks 4square"
"They can't pretend they didn't leave the toast to rest for half an hour before serving"
"Found ham in my vegetarian pizza and they did't seem bothered and didn't apologise"