"The lunch specials here are a great deal!!"
"If you want a croissant on the weekend, come early!! They sell out of them@fast (because of deliciousness, and sometimes me!)"
"Great for pool, darts, and now shuffleboard. Cheap drinks, usually. They *always* card. Non-smokers beware: this is an incredibly smokey bar. You will go home with dry eyes and reeking of cigarettes."
"Don't cross the pretty lady. She has an Irish temper. Also, good to be a nerd here."
"The lemon ricotta pancakes taste like a big, delicious sugar cookie...yumm"